There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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