What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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