if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
he fucked my hip out of place.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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