so explain again why im purple
no
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
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Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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