Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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