If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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