He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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