So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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