i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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