The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Randomize
