she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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