im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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