He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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