...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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