super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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