So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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