i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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