Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
did you just send me my own nude
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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