We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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