I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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