Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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