My brain says no but my pants say off.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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