i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
It's never too late to be topless.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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