garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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