Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Randomize
