Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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