you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
