Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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