Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Randomize
