We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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