Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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