i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Randomize
