So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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