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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?

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  No?

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  Well my cheeks are red now

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• (315): View more from New York

  Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.

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  True romance of the 21st century.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Stories. There's stories.

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  MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.

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