i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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