I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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