We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize