are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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