so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
The Olympian is in my bed
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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