Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
After last night, I could never be a politician.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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