I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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