isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I'm at about main and main street
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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