I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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