How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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