your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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