Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
be right there i have to get my cape
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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