just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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