I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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