From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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