They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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